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The First Parent
- by Bill Cosby
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the
thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After
creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing
God said to them was: "Don't"
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," said God.
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked
jumping up and down excitedly." "It's over there," said
God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and he was
very angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" The
First Parent asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly. "I
dunno," Adam answered God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should
have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never
changed.
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