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"Small communities grow great through harmony, great ones fall to pieces through discord. "
TUALU HUMOUR with Ruffino Ezama mccj
No Joke...
Arriving in town by mule-drawn wagon, a couple inquire of the knight in the THE WIZARD OF ID, "Is there any PREJUDICE in this kingdom?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Emma is an Irish Catholic and I'm a Oikusg Hew . . . but the kids are all Protestant."
"You're welcome to stay, but you won't hear many jokes."
A man was leaving the grocery store when he noticed two little kids, about six or seven years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for their school band.
"I'll buy a chocolate bar on one condition," the man said to the boys. "You eat it for me."
He bought one and handed the candy back to one of the boys. He shook his head. "I can't," he said.
"Why not?"
Looking the man straight in the eye, he responded seriously, "I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers."
Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be..
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